Ninja Notes

thyrannosaur: HAHAHAAHAHAHA.

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 03:06:24 -0500

HAHAHAAHAHAHA.

You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:40:46 -0500

jennittles:

bodemeister:

marchingfishes:

icetigerlily:

jbriner:

djavjr:

generalivan:

How fucked are you?

>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it

I think I’ll be ok.

Reblog and post results!

It’s a jetpack that has sleek curves and fetches help in the event of an emergency.

Done.

It’s a microwave that pings when it’s ready! It works at any altitude.

Well, that’s practical!

It’s a stereo system that detects explosives!

That’s pretty damn useful if I say so myself.

It’s a pillow! It never needs repairing!

I’m fucked.

It’s a newly-discovered breed of fish that plays Sokoban!

well at least i can die playing a game i dislike! any game can be fun if you try

It’s a kettle that loves you as a person!

At least I will die loved.

It’s like a normal key-ring, but it glows in the dark.

So…in the event that I some how manage to steal a car, I can put the key on the key ring. And if for some reason I’m stupid enough to get OUT of the car at any time, and stupid enough to lock the doors behind me, in the middle of the night, whilst being chased by zombies, and I happen to drop my keys

They sure will be easy to find!

It’s a wastepaper basket that’s made from recycled cardboard, loves children and is rustproof.

but

cardboard doesn’t rust!?

you know what is better than SOPA?

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:35:13 -0500

melanieisawizard:

sometwine:

witch-or-not:

Windows Vista

Internet explorer

Comic Sans

NickelbacThe annoying donation rabbit

AOL

Dial up

Nicholas Cage

Rebecca Black

papyrus font

The paperclip office assistant

Glee’s continuity

Sequin Ugg Boots

Lana Del Ray’s SNL Performance

Will Schuester

Stephenie Meyer

The Big Bang Theory

Dolores Umbridge as Hogwarts Headmaster

I really freaking like this tablet I also really freaking like...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 03:18:26 -0500

I really freaking like this tablet

I also really freaking like Sai now

sykriar: Random vs. thing with roicakes. LOL. I’M...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:14:53 -0500

sykriar:

Random vs. thing with roicakes. LOL.

I’M SORRY.

he’s so cuuuuuute

I LOVE THIS TABLET and I’m slowly learning how to use...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:13:00 -0500

I LOVE THIS TABLET and I’m slowly learning how to use Sai

I think I might like Sai more than Photoshop, although I can’t seem to make things less fuzzy

I got a tablet!! but Photoshop CS3 doesn’t work with pen...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:03:00 -0500

I got a tablet!! but Photoshop CS3 doesn’t work with pen pressure for some reason… so then I got Sai and this happened

**Edit** yes he needs to calm his tits

ubersaur: I just spent the last hour raging over EA and how...

Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:19:07 -0500

ubersaur:

I just spent the last hour raging over EA and how much I hate their bullshit.

Can we just take a moment and appreciate the beauty that is Valve Software?

We can poke fun at how slow they are, at Gabe’s weight, at the hats, but you know what? They are the best thing out there. They are by far the most innovative developer. They take fucking risks. They don’t repeat the same shit over and over again. And they know when what they make is crap, and they START OVER to make it the absolute best it can be. Did you know the original Half-Life was almost ready for launch when they decided it was shit so they practically scrapped the whole fucking thing to start over? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?

Also they saved PC Gaming.
Do you bitches remember the early ’00s? PC Gaming was dying fast. Then lol here comes Valve with fucking Steam and the fucking Orange Box and single-handedly kicked PC Gaming back into the spotlight with an amazing new idea to combat piracy that didn’t piss the fuck out everyone using it. Not only that, it made getting games easier and for less money with access to a store that quickly became massive. Back in my day, if you couldn’t find it on the shelf at Fry’s you were out of fucking luck. Or Game Stop. This was still when Game Stop had PC Games. ALSO Look at all those indie games over there on Steam. Loooook at them. Steam provided an amazing platform for independent developers to get their product out there and immediately available to millions of people.

And they listen to the community and stuff.

tl;dr
I really, really love Valve. A lot.

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mayoressofsharktown: iamjepharee: i will forever reblog...

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 13:30:30 -0500

mayoressofsharktown:

iamjepharee:

i will forever reblog this.

dajflsdjfas the horse in the background tho

kleinchen: lets-die-laughing: hussiebot: sldkfjlaskdj...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:25:03 -0500

kleinchen:

lets-die-laughing:

hussiebot:

sldkfjlaskdj STOP

MY MOM JUST YELLED AT ME BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING TOO LOUDLY.

I literally SCREAMED

tooraloora: steveholtvstheuniverse: qquagga: katillius: bravo...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:27:38 -0500

tooraloora:

steveholtvstheuniverse:

qquagga:

katillius:

bravo

omg

holy shit yes

YES

TAKE MY MONEY

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Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:24:18 -0500

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Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:30:47 -0500

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Sun, 08 Jan 2012 01:12:32 -0500

napeor:

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:52:40 -0500

napeor:

woopiy: help me

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:49:59 -0500

woopiy:

help me

homestuckheadspastedontothings: A famous movie star stands in...

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:42:23 -0500

homestuckheadspastedontothings:

A famous movie star stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 7th of January, is this famous movie star’s birthday. Though it was 48 years ago he was given life, it is only today he will have an entire holiday dedicated to him on Tumblr!

How far down in history will this day go?

kordova: deux-par-deux: adriofthedead: kreedkafer: robotverve...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:12:38 -0500

kordova:

deux-par-deux:

adriofthedead:

kreedkafer:

robotverve:

degraala:

thingsyoudontsay:

“Goldfish Salvation” Riusuke Fukahori

_{ICN gallery proudly presents Goldfish Salvation by artist Riusuke Fukahori from 1 Dec 2011 - 11 Jan 2012.

Artist Riusuke Fukahori’s London debut exhibition “Goldfish Salvation” transforms ICN gallery into the world of goldfish. When struggling with artistic vision, Fukahori’s pet goldfish became his inspiration and ever since his passion and lifelong theme. His unique style of painting uses acrylic on clear resin which is poured into containers, resulting in a three-dimensional appearance and lifelike vitality.

This video gives you a glimpse of his amazing painting process.}

WHAT!!! BUT HOW!!!! HOOOOOOOWWWWWWW???????!!!?!?!

I DONT UNDERSTAND

WOW

HOLY SHIT

HOLY BALLS

omfg……