You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.

tooraloora:

jennittles:

bodemeister:

marchingfishes:

icetigerlily:

jbriner:

djavjr:

generalivan:

How fucked are you?

>It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it

I think I’ll be ok.

Reblog and post results!

It’s a jetpack that has sleek curves and fetches help in the event of an emergency.

Done.

It’s a microwave that pings when it’s ready! It works at any altitude.

Well, that’s practical!

It’s a stereo system that detects explosives!

That’s pretty damn useful if I say so myself.

It’s a pillow! It never needs repairing!

I’m fucked.

  It’s a newly-discovered breed of fish that plays Sokoban!

well at least i can die playing a game i dislike! any game can be fun if you try

It’s a kettle that loves you as a person!

At least I will die loved. 

It’s like a normal key-ring, but it glows in the dark.

So…in the event that I some how manage to steal a car, I can put the key on the key ring. And if for some reason I’m stupid enough to get OUT of the car at any time, and stupid enough to lock the doors behind me, in the middle of the night, whilst being chased by zombies, and I happen to drop my keys

They sure will be easy to find! 


It’s a wastepaper basket that’s made from recycled cardboard, loves children and is rustproof.

but

cardboard doesn’t rust!?

you know what is better than SOPA?

melanieisawizard:

sometwine:

witch-or-not:

Windows Vista

Internet explorer 

Comic Sans

NickelbacThe annoying donation rabbit

AOL

Dial up

Nicholas Cage

Rebecca Black

papyrus font

The paperclip office assistant

Glee’s continuity

Sequin Ugg Boots

Lana Del Ray’s SNL Performance

Will Schuester 

Stephenie Meyer

The Big Bang Theory

Dolores Umbridge as Hogwarts Headmaster

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ubersaur:

I just spent the last hour raging over EA and how much I hate their bullshit.

Can we just take a moment and appreciate the beauty that is Valve Software?

We can poke fun at how slow they are, at Gabe’s weight, at the hats, but you know what? They are the best thing out there. They are by far the most innovative developer. They take fucking risks. They don’t repeat the same shit over and over again. And they know when what they make is crap, and they START OVER to make it the absolute best it can be. Did you know the original Half-Life was almost ready for launch when they decided it was shit so they practically scrapped the whole fucking thing to start over? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?

Also they saved PC Gaming.
Do you bitches remember the early ’00s? PC Gaming was dying fast. Then lol here comes Valve with fucking Steam and the fucking Orange Box and single-handedly kicked PC Gaming back into the spotlight with an amazing new idea to combat piracy that didn’t piss the fuck out everyone using it. Not only that, it made getting games easier and for less money with access to a store that quickly became massive. Back in my day, if you couldn’t find it on the shelf at Fry’s you were out of fucking luck. Or Game Stop. This was still when Game Stop had PC Games. ALSO Look at all those indie games over there on Steam. Loooook at them. Steam provided an amazing platform for independent developers to get their product out there and immediately available to millions of people.

And they listen to the community and stuff.

tl;dr
I really, really love Valve. A lot.

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Source: ubersaur